Just to divert your attention away from snuffers and urinals I shall give you the opportunity to find out your Hobbit and Elf names. My Hobbit name is apparently Tigerlily Brandybuck of Buckland and my Elf name Tári of Dorthonion, which I quite like…. I wonder if anyone’s waiting for the last LOTR as eagerly as I am. Well, maybe that bloke who went to the last one in a Gandalf outfit.