Oh dear here we go again

Anyone remember TheSpark? And the way we were all so addicted to those damn tests and SparkMatch etc. back in the day. 😛 Well, as it happens, the guys behind TheSpark have moved on with OKCupid (yes it’s been around for a while but I haven’t managed to stumble upon it before), which works in pretty much the same way but seems bigger and better and shinier. Here’s hoping I won’t get completely hooked again… to the tests I mean, it’s not like I need a matching service! 😛 But for old times sake I did have to take the dating type test though. Of course I don’t have to agree with the results do I… 😐

Underappreciated

The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy.

People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Your exact opposite:
The Nurse

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divorcee.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Poolboy

CONSIDER: The False Messiah, someone just like you.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.
My profile name: BirdGerhl

Oh dear here we go again

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